A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”
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The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
A blonde, brunette, and red head are all talking about their dreams
A blonde, brunette, and red head are all talking about what their dreams were when they were kids. The brunette says, “I wanted to be a princess. I was so dumb.”
The red head says, “I wanted to be a movie star. I was so crazy.”
The blonde says, “I wanted to be the first person to travel around the sun, but I still haven’t given up.”
The brunette tells her, “If you came that close to the sun you would burn.”
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The blonde laughs at her, “That’s why I would go at night!
