A priest and a taxi driver both passed away on the same day and found themselves at the gates of Heaven, where St. Peter was waiting for them.
“Please follow me,” St. Peter said to the taxi driver, waving his hand.
The taxi driver followed obediently, and soon St. Peter led him to a massive mansion. It had everything one could imagine: an indoor theater, a heated pool, and even a personal golf course!
“Wow, thank you!” said the taxi driver, astonished and pleased with his good fortune in the afterlife.
Then, St. Peter turned to the priest, who seemed anxious and excited to see where he’d land. St. Peter led him to a small, run-down cabin. Inside was a creaky bunk bed and an old black-and-white TV with spotty reception.
“Excuse me, but isn’t there a mistake?” asked the shocked priest. “I was a PRIEST. I devoted my life to serving the church and spreading God’s word.”
St. Peter nodded thoughtfully. “True, but during your sermons, people fell asleep. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!”
A taxi driver is driving a passenger.
A taxi driver is driving a passenger with a radio blaring local news.
The passenger asked the driver to turn down the radio.
After minutes of no response, the passenger got impatient and tapped the driver’s shoulder.
Suddenly the taxi swerved to the left, narrowly missing a car and skidding uncontrollably towards a newsstand, and a hotdog stood right behind it until it’s stopped by a wall.
The driver’s face was paper-white and people were running left and right.
Luckily nobody was harmed.
The passenger jumped out the door and screamed, “What the hell, man?!? Are you drunk?? Sleepy??”
The driver apologizes profusely, “I’m sorry, Sir. I’m perfectly focused, it’s just that this is my first day on the job.”
The passenger got even more angry, “So what?? Is it your first day driving as well??”
“No, Sir,” replied the driver, “I’ve been driving since high school, and driving is the only thing I do all my life. It’s just that this is my first time driving a taxi. I have 20 years of experience driving a hearse.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
