Three men are being chased by the police after robbing a store
They find a barn and run into quickly, where they find 3 barrels
They each jump into a barrel
The police come into the barn and tap on each barrel
On the first barrel, the officer taps
He hears “woof woof”
The officer says “it’s ok, it’s just a dog”
On the second barrel, the officer taps three times
He hears “meow, meow”
The officer says “it’s ok, it’s just a cat”
On the third barrel, the officer taps again
This time he hears “PO-TAY-TO”
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The officer says “it’s just an Irish parrot”
A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: “Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
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Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!
