When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age.
The little boy held up four fingers.
“Oh, you’re four,” said the teacher. “And when will you be 5?”
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The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, “When I hold up the other finger.”
Two blondes wanted to open their car.
There were two blondes at a car park and locked their car with the hood open so when they went out to put their chips in the car.
They tried to open the door, but it was stuck.
The 2nd blonde said “try busting the door open”
The 1st blonde said “No I don’t want to smudge the paint on the car.
So the 2nd blonde suggested “Let’s ask the cop over there”
So the 1st blonde asked him and the cop said “sure why not”.
The cop says to both of the blondes “the hood is open and the windows are down”
The blondes say “WE KNOW! we just want to get the car unlocked”.
