Two Proctologists were at a medical conference in a resort in outback Australia.
They decided to enjoy the local highlights from the back of a camel for $ A 20.
The owner warned them that the camel was highly trained to do the rounds of the town, stop briefly at the highlights, then return them to the start of the ride. Under no circumstances, he warned them, were they to get off the camel, otherwise it would return to it’s home to eat grass.
After some time there was no sign of the camel or doctors and people in queue for the ride were complaining. The owner was losing a lot of money. Eventually the two doctors could be seen forlornly walking back to the operator.
“Please don’t tell me you got off?” asked the owner incredulously when they arrived.
“We’re sorry, but we did” they said together, despondently.
“But why?…Why would you get off when I told you not to?!”
“Well…the camel slowed down at a sight…and a man came along in a Holden, wound the window down, and yelled, ‘Look at the two arseholes on the camel!’…and ……… well, we couldn’t resist having a look!”
An Arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get up.
The Arab beats it with his stick, pulls with all his strength on the reins, swears at it, and invokes Allah’s help. All to no avail, the camel refuses to move.
The wife who was standing at the rear end of the camel says, “Hang on, I’ll try this”.
Suddenly the camel got up and raced off towards the sandy horizon.
The Arab asks his wife what she had done, and the wife replied “I just kicked him hard between his rear legs on that bag like thing that hangs there”.
The Arab with a look of resignation bends over and touches his toes with his arse facing the wife and says “Go ahead, Do it”
She says “Do what?” and he replies “Kick me in the same place because I’ve got to catch the bloody camel.”
Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them.
“Hey!!” he bellows, in his hoarse voice. “I got a riddle for you two. What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T??”
The Polish guys look at each other, and one of them shrugs, “I give up, what has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T??”
“You and your friend!!” the bum staggers away chuckling.
The Polish guys look at each other and start laughing. “That was a funny riddle that bum told us”, they say, “let’s go do it on someone.”
Laughing almost hysterically, they see two American guys. They come up to them and smile.
“Hey guys!” they laugh. “We got a riddle for you! What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T?”
The American guys shrug, waiting for the answer.
The Polish guys chuckle again, and one of them says as he smirks “Me and my friend!!!”
