A man was sitting on a park bench eating a hot dog.
A woman with a small dog walked up to sit on another bench across from the man. Almost immediately, the little dog began barking incessantly at the man while he ate.
The man asked, “Would you mind if I throw him a bit?”
“Not at all,” the woman replied.
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The man picked the dog up and tossed him over a wall.
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A blonde has a car dented all over
A blonde lived with two blonde roommates. She bought a new car, and on the way home from the dealer she got caught in a terrible hail storm. Her brand new car was dented all over.
she called the service department to ask what she should do. The service chief, being a prankster, told her to wait till the car was cool and then blow hard on the tailpipe, which would pop out all the dents.
A half-hour later her roomies saw her on her knees behind the car, blowing as hard as she could.
They asked what the heck she was doing and she told them, adding in a perplexed tone “But it’s not working”.
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“You dummy,” one of her blond roommates said. “You have to roll up the windows first!“
