A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going. The wife turns to her husband and says…
The wife turns to her husband and sighs, “You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no.”
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Her husband replies, “Yeah, it looks like he’s still celebrating!”
Little Johnny Failed on mathematics
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Son: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”
Father: “So?”
Son: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…
If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”
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