I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her.
As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.
So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!”
She didn’t hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too.
As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, “You floor your purse on the floor outside McDonald’s.”
“Thank you so much!”
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She exclaimed. “Where is it?” “I just told you, on the floor outside McDonald’s.”
A young Mexican went on a trip to America
A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he saved his money and went on a trip.
He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it.
When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look.
When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience: “What happened?” asked his family.
“Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!” he said.
“Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me, and shouted to me: “Jose, can you see?”
