The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. “What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” asked the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture.” The man said.
“And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?” the cop asked.
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“My wife,” said the man.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all talking about their dreams
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all talking about what their dreams were when they were kids. The brunette says, “I wanted to be a princess. I was so dumb.”
The redhead says, “I wanted to be a movie star. I was so crazy.”
The blonde says, “I wanted to be the first person to travel around the sun, but I still haven’t given up.”
The brunette tells her, “If you came that close to the sun you would burn.”
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The blonde laughs at her, “That’s why I would go at night!
