A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch.
He gets out of the car and knocks on the door of a farm to ask for help.
He explains his situation to the farmer.
The farmer gets his horse and they walk to the crash scene.
The farmer then uses a rope to tie the horse to the car.
“Pull, Zoomer, pull” the farmer shouts, but the horse doesn’t move.
“Pull, Radar, pull” the farmer yells again, but again, the horse stands still.
“Pull, Dasher, pull,” the farmer yells, but the horse stands still.
Pull, Dusty, pull,” shouts the farmer, and the horse finally gets the car out with minimal effort.
The driver is stunned and asks the farmer, “Why do you call your horse different names?”
You see,” the farmer replies, “Dusty is blind.
“If he knew he was working by himself, he wouldn’t have pulled.”
LOL!!
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A Cowboy Rides His Horse.
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town.
His throat is dry so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a drink.
He comes out a few minutes later, and someone has already stolen his horse.
The people of the town want to see his reaction, they aren’t even discreet about it.
He looks at everyone and says loud and clear,
“I’m going back to the bar for another drink and if I don’t see my horse right in front of the bar, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.”
After his confident speech, the man returned to the bar.
The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and got the horseback.
The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, saddled the horse, but just before he left the bartender walked up to him and asked.
“Hey cowboy, we know that we got you your horseback, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas?”
The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded, “I had to walk home.”
LOL!!! This joke is very funny!
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