A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?”
The man replies, “No”.
“It’s simple. If you say Woah, it will walk. If you say Woah Woah, it will run. If you say Woah Woah Woah, it will run so fast you have to pray to god to stop”.
The man hops on the camel and says, “Woah”.
The camel starts walking.
He says, “Woah Woah”.
The camel starts running.
He says, “Woah Woah Woah”.
The camel runs so fast the man has to pray to God to stop.
Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff.
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The man looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said, “Woah!”
A Baby Camel and His Mother
Baby camel: Mum, why do we have humps on our backs?
Mother camel: So that we can store food and water for many days when we trek for long distances in the desert.
Baby camel: Mum, why do we have thick eyelashes?
Mother camel: So that we can avoid sand from entering our eyes during a sandstorm in a desert.
Baby camel: Mum, why have we got wide feet?
Mother camel: So that we can trek easily in the desert
Baby camel: Mum, why do we have such long legs?
Mother camel: So that we can walk easily on the sand and keep our body high above it in the desert.
Baby camel: Mum?
Mother camel: Yes dear?
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Baby camel: Then what the hell are we doing in the zoo?
