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A man comes home from work one day…

A man comes home from work one day and asks his wife “Can you get me a beer before it starts?”

The wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one chug.

He asks his wife again “Can you get me a beer before it starts?”

Again, the wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one chug again.

Once more he asks his wife “Can you get me a beer before it starts?”

At that point, the wife says “Are you sure you want another beer? Isn’t two enough for the evening?”

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The man replies: “aaaand it started.”

Is your wife like that?

An angry wife to her husband on phone

An angry wife to her husband on phone:

“Where the hell are you?”

Husband: “Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn’t have money that time, and I said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day’?”

Wife, with a smile and blushing: “Yeah I remember that my love!”

Husband: “I’m in the pub just next to that shop.”

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