A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the Morrisons store.
While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Of course! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I am the new minister in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get To Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a small laugh. “Awww, come on… you don’t even know how to get to the Post Office.”
LOL!!
A Little Boy Was Sitting On A Park.
A little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said,
“Son, you know it’s not good for you to eat all that candy. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat. ”
A little boy replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
A little boy replied, “No, he minded his own business!”
LOL!!
