A man and his son are at a mall.
They’re taken aback as they look around.
The son points to an elevator and asks his father, “What is that?”
The man says, “I don’t know, son, but let’s watch.”
An old, fat woman gets on and the metal doors slide shut. A few moments later the doors slide open and a gorgeous young blonde gets off.
The man turns to his son and says, “Go get your mother.”
A new blonde hostess has started her first day
A new blonde hostess has started her first day. The route they took required them to stop in another town for the night.
Soon after their arrival, the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms.
The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight attendant was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone, sobbing. “I can’t get out of my room!”
“You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”
The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, ‘Do Not Disturb?!”