At work, a girl notices that her cubicle mate has a thermos.
She asks him what it’s for, and he responds, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.”
The girl immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her cube mate asks, “What do you have in it?”
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The girl says, “Soup and ice cream.”
Lol, did you laugh? Can you guess the girl’s hair color?
Little Johnny was at the local supermarket
Little Johnny was at the local supermarket with his parents.
Little Johnny, got tired of walking, so his Dad let Little Johnny sit on his shoulders.
As they walked Little Johnny started pulling his Dad’s hair.
His Dad asked Little Johnny to stop numerous times but he kept on.
Eventually, Little Johnny’s Dad got really annoyed and said, “Son Stop that immediately!”
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“But, Daddy”, Little Johnny replied, “I’m just trying to get my chewing-gum back”.
