A little girl was sitting on her granddad’s lap while he read her a story.
She kept taking her eyes off the book and reaching up and touching his old, wrinkled face.
After a few times doing this, she finally asked, “Grandpa, were you made by God?”
“Yes, dear,” he replied. “I was made by God a long time ago.”
The little girl paused for a moment and then asked, “And did God make me?”
“Of course, dear.” replied her grandfather. “God made you not long ago.”
The girl felt her own face and then her granddad’s again, thought for a moment, and then said,
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“God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?”
The teacher always asks her students a question on Friday
The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.
If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.
Little Johnny wanted to answer this question.
So he painted two black marbles black and rolled them to the teacher’s feet.
All of a sudden she Shouted out, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”.
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Johnny shouted out, “Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!”.
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