A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother.
On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear.” replied the mother,
“Why would you think that?”
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The tombstone back there said ‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.’”
We hope this joke brings joy to your day.
A panda walks into a bar…
A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a g…u….n and fi…r….es two s…h..o…ts in the air.
“Why? Why are you behaving in this strange, un-panda-like fashion?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda walks towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“I’m a panda,” he says, at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
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“Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.”
