A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?”
He answered, “No.”
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?”
The lawyer answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”
An elderly woman brags about her grandchildren
A wealthy, elderly Florida woman has bored her beach companions when she brags about her two remarkable grandchildren.
Unable to take it any longer, a sunbathing friend interrupted her.
“Tell me, how old is your grandson?”
The grandmother gave a grateful smile and replied, “Four-year-old doctor and six-year-old lawyer…”
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