A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.
The call is picked up by the clerk at the reception desk.
The clerk responds, “May I help you?”
The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.”
“What seems to be the problem, sir?” Asks the clerk.
“I’m having an argument with my wife and she’s threatening to jump out of the window.”
The desk clerk calmly says, “I’m very sorry to hear that sir, but that’s a personal matter.”
The man replies, “Listen to you, idiot, the window won’t open and that’s a maintenance matter!”
A Jealous Husband
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements.
The husband wanted more than a written report; He wanted a video of his wife’s activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video.
They sat down together to watch it.
Even though the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with the greatest joy.
“I just can’t believe this,” said the distraught husband.
The detective said, “What’s not to believe? It’s right up there on the screen!”
The husband replied, “I can’t believe my wife could be so much fun!”
LOL!!
