A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed.
The bartender says, “Hey, what’s the matter?”
The horse farmer says, “I have these two horses and I haven’t been able to tell them apart from all my life.
The bartender tells the horse farmer to weigh his horses, so he goes home and does it.
The next day he returns with a long face once more and says to the bartender.
He goes home, measures his horses, and comes back to the bar the next day with a face full of tears, weeping and the barman can tell the horse farmer’s horses are the same height.
“It’s not a good thing that each horse weighs the same.”
The bartender mules it over, and says, “Here’s a thought, go home, take your horses and measure their exact height. Then you’ll be able to tell your horses apart by their height.”
“What a great idea,” says the horse farmer.
He goes home, measures his horses, and comes back to the bar the next day with a face full of tears, weeping and the barman can tell the horse farmer’s horses are the same height.
The bartender thinks and thinks of a way to tell these horses apart. “Ah-ha!” proclaimed the bartender excitedly.
“Here’s what you do, go home to your horse sir, and measure the lengths of your horse’s tails, then finally you will be able to distinguish between your horses.”
“Thank you! That’s brilliant!” Exclaimed the newly relieved horse farmer, and on his way home he went to measure the lengths of his horse’s tail.
This horse farmer returns to the bar with a big smile on his face and proudly announces to the bartender, “Excellent news! It worked! My white horse has a tail 1/3 inch shorter than my black horse!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
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A Retiring Farmer Sell His Animals
A retiring farmer was getting rid of his farm animals because he needed to clear out his produce.
To do this, he went to all the houses in the town where he lived, offering them either a horse or a chicken.
He continued this way until the end of the street. To the house where the man was the boss, he gave a horse, and to the household where the woman was the boss, he gave a chicken.
To determine who the boss was between the man and the woman, the farmer devised a strange tactic.
When he arrived, he saw a couple outside attending to their garden. The farmer approached them and asked them who was the boss among them. The man quickly replied that he was.
The farmer then proceeded and told the man that he had a black horse and a brown horse and asked him which of the horses he would like to have.
After thinking about the question for a while, the man told the farmer that he would like to have the black one. Immediately he said his wife cut in and said: “No, no, no, get the brown one,” asking her husband to choose the other horse.
Hearing what the man’s wife had just said, the farmer quickly handed her the chicken and went on his way. That was a great tactic by the farmer. He sure knew who the real boss was.
LOL!!
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