A guy goes into a bar and orders three separate shot glasses of Irish whiskey.
He drinks all three.
He does day after day after day, and finally, the bartender says, “You know, I can put all three of those shots into one glass for you, Would you like me to help you do that?”
The guy says, “No, I prefer it this way. I have two brothers over in Ireland, by this way I can feel like we here together having a drink.”
He comes in day after day after day, the bartender sets up three glasses.
And then one day, the guy says, “Give me two shots today.”
“What happened? Did something happen to one of your brothers?” the bartender asked with a worried face.
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“No, no, no,” the guy said. “They’re okay. It’s just that I decided to quit drinking.”
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