A group of professors boarded a plane for a special trip.
Just as the doors closed and the plane was about to take off, they were informed: “This plane was entirely built by your students.”
Panic immediately spread! Professors scrambled for the exits, desperate to escape. But one professor sat calmly, showing no fear.
Curious, someone asked him, “Why aren’t you running like the rest of us?”
With a confident smile, the professor replied, “I know my students.”
“Are you sure you taught them well enough?” the person asked.
The professor chuckled and said, “Oh, I’m sure. That’s why I know this plane will never get off the ground!”
A group of people
were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
“What are they doing?” a woman asked the tour guide.
“Each year,” he replied with a grin, “The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.”
When we were out of earshot of the freshmen, the woman asked the guide: “So what’s the answer?”
The guide replied, “One.”
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied,
“Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took *ff all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
“Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
