A group of blonde girls overhear a guy saying that all blondes are dumb.
So one of the girls says: “no we’re not, we’ll prove it!”
The guy: “Ok what’s 3 + 2?”
One of the blondes: “7”
After a short silence the rest of the blondes start asking for a second chance.
The guy: “ok you get a second chance, what’s 2+4?”
One of the blondes: “6”
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After a short silence the rest of the blondes start asking for a second chance.
Bob walks into a bar and see a Dog.
Bob walks into a bar and sits next to a man who has a dog next to him.
He says to the man, “Has your dog ever bitten anyone?”
The man replies, “No” but then the dog jumps up and bites Bob on the arm.
“I thought you said your dog’s never bitten anyone!” shouts Bob.
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The man says, “I know. That’s not my dog.”
