Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!
Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too… and she’s the best cook and storyteller in the whole world!
Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!
Boy: What problem?!
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother?
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Boy: Why not?! You married mine!
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Two blondes wanted to open the car locked
Two blondes wanted to open the car locked
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done they went to their car, a fantastic convertible with leather upholstery, but found they had the keys locked in the car.
So they both kinds of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the brilliant idea of opening the car with a hanger, so she started playing with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, “Hurry, hurry! It’s going to rain and we left the top down!”
