A city fisherman was out fishing in a small boat on a lake.
He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. The man rowed over curiously and asked, “What is the mirror for?”
“That’s my secret way of catching fish,” said the other man. “Shine the mirror above the water. The fish notice the sunspot on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat.”
“Wow! Does that really work?”
“You bet it does.”
“Are you interested in selling that mirror? I’ll give you $30 for it.”
“Well, okay.”
After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, “By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?
“You are the sixth,” he said.
LOL!!
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An Old Man Walked Into The Bank.
An old man went to a bank to withdraw money.
The old man gave his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw £10.”
The bank teller told him, “For withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.”
The elderly man then asked, “Why?”
The teller irritably told him, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” She then returned the card to the old man. The elderly man remained silent.
But he returned the card to the bank teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all my money.”
The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old man, “I’m sorry, sir, you have £80,000 in your account and our bank doesn’t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
The elderly man then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?” The teller told him, “Any amount up to £5000.”
The old man then told the teller that he wanted to withdraw £5000 from his account.
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old man respectfully. The elderly man put £10 in his bag and asked the teller to return the remaining £4990 to her account.
Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!
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