A crusty old biker walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a d-a.mn checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, d-a.mn it. I said I want to open a d-a.mn checking account now!”
“I’m so sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”
The bank teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that sort of language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There’s no d-a.mn problem,” the man says. “I just won 50 million dollars in the d-a.mn lottery and I want to open a d-a.mn checking account in this d-a.mn bank!”
“I see,” says the manager, “And is this b-i.tch giving you a hard time?”
LOL!!
A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday.
An old, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday with a beautiful young lady at his side.
“I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend,” he said.
Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
“I don’t think you understand – I want something very unique,” the man said.
At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. “Here’s one stunning ring at $40,000.”
The girl’s eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
“How are you paying?” asked our jeweler.
“I’ll pay by check, but of course, the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I’ll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I’ll fetch the ring on Monday.”
Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the man.
“You lied, there’s no money in that account.”
“I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
