A broke blonde guy walks past a pub.
He looks at the door longingly, but since he has no money, he walks on. Just then, he sees a lamp lying in the gutter. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie emerges.
“I will grant you three wishes,” intones the genie.
“Give me a bottomless mug of beer,” the blonde guy says.
A mug of beer appears in his hand. He takes a sip, then another. With each chug, the mug magically refills.
“And for your other two wishes?”
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Between swallows, the lucky blonde guy shouts, “Give me two more just like this one!”
Little Johnny gets a loan
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.
Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”.
”Why eleven?” the teacher said.
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”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.
