A Blonde lady went to a salon to dress her hair.
While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop.
Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr.,
you are so handsome can we meet later today?
The man replied “I got married”
The woman continued; “and so? You can just tell your wife you’re going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there”……
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and the man replied: “Tell her yourself, she’s the one dressing your hair”.
A Blonde couple decided to go into business together
A Blonde couple decided to go into business together
After years of working for others and being passed over for promotions, Blonde John and his wife, Blonde Mary, decided to go into business together.
After examining the classifieds, they bought a small candy stand, paying thirty cents for each box of candy and then selling it for thirty cents.
At the end of the day, they were astonished to find that they had sold every box of candy – yet had exactly as much money as when they started.
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“You see?” John snarled at his wife. “I told you we should have bought a larger stand!”
