A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard.
So she dyed her hair and started proving them wrong while “undercover.”
She came across a huge herd of sheep and saw their shepherd.
“Hello! If I can count all your sheep correctly, can I have one?” She asked, seeing a chance to prove that blondes could at least do basic math.
The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”.
The blonde started to count and returned a little later.
“117”
An “I’ll be… that’s right!”
The blonde proudly took her prize and left. As she did, the shepherd made a grimace.
“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.
“What?” said the blonde and stopped.
“Your hair is dyed, right?”
Getting nervous, the blonde answered, “yeah?”.
“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!
A Blonde Tried To Sell Her Old Car
A blonde wanted to sell an old car but couldn’t find a buyer.
She called her friend for advice and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
“235,000 miles”.
Her friend told her that was the problem.
But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and that he could put back the miles to whatever she wanted.
So the blond went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000.
Two days later, the blonde’s friend asked her if she had sold the car since her brother dropped the miles.
The blonde said to her, “Why would I sell the car? It’s only 40,000 miles on it!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
