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A blonde want to fly from America to England

A blonde rings up an airline.

She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?”

The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute…”

The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.

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Teacher talking to God…

Teacher fell asleep in class.  Little naughty Johnny Walked Up To Him and said:  “Teacher, Are You Sleeping In Class?”

Teacher: “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.”

Little Johnny: “What Were You Doing Sir ?”

Teacher: “I Was Talking To God.”

The Next Day The Johnny Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him…

Teacher: “Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class.”

Little Johnny: “No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping.”

Angry Teacher: “What Were You Doing.??”

Little Johnny: “I Was Talking To God.”

Angry Teacher: “What Did He Say??”

Little Johnny: “God Said He didn’t Spoke To You Yesterday…”

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