Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.”
She did and after a few minutes heard the guard coming down the stairs.
The men in uniform opened one door, then another, turned off the alarm system, and finally went through the revolving door.
“Well,” he snarled, “what do you want?”
“I just wanted to know why you can’t ring it yourself.”
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Little Johnny learn to spell
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.
“Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
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