80,000 blondes gather in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention.
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”
A blonde pushes her way through the crowd and takes the stage.
The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?”
After 15 to 20 seconds she says, “Eighteen!”
Obviously, everyone is a bit disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start to clap: “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”
The leader says, “Now that we have made the effort to bring together 80,000 of you in one place, and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.”
So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?”
After almost 30 seconds, she finally said, “Ninety?”
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down, and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is discouraged – the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls start screaming, waving their hands, and shouting, “Give her another chance! Give her another chance! ”
The leader, unsure of whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “OK! OK! Just one more chance – what is 2 plus 2?”
The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute finally says, “Four?”
Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet, and scream…
“Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Blonde Woman Was Getting Tired.
A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard.
So she dyed her hair and started proving them wrong while “undercover.”
She came across a huge herd of sheep and saw their shepherd.
“Hello! If I can count all your sheep correctly, can I have one?” She asked, seeing a chance to prove that blondes could at least do basic math.
The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”.
The blonde started to count and returned a little later.
“117”
An “I’ll be… that’s right!”
The blonde proudly took her prize and left. As she did, the shepherd made a grimace.
“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.
“What?” said the blonde and stopped.
“Your hair is dyed, right?”
Getting nervous, the blonde answered, “yeah?”.
“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!
