A blonde goes to Best Buy and looks at the TVs.
An employee comes over and asks if she needs help.
The blonde replies, “Yes, I would like you to show me what all these buttons do.”
The employee cringes at her dumbness, but he remembers that she is,
after all, a blonde, and shows her the buttons.
He begins, “This is the volume button. It makes the sound louder
or softer. This is the channels button. It changes the channels.
And this is the power button. It turns the TV off or on…”
The
blonde interrupts, “But what if I’m trying to turn the TV off
and it turns it on instead?”
a blonde walks up to a Coke machine
In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: “Can’t you see I’m winning??”
