Late one Sunday afternoon, a blonde from a Pennsylvania small town was taking a long walk through a nearby meadow, when she was surprised to see a parachutist trapped in the high branches of a tree.
“Help!” he cried when he spotted her down below.
“What are you doing up there?” she called back.
“I was skydiving,” he answered, “and my parachute didn’t open!”
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The blonde rolled her eyes: “Well, of course, it didn’t. If you’d just asked one of the locals, anybody could’ve told you that nothing around here opens on a Sunday!”
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
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She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
