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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead jumped into 3 sacks

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking by a mall.

A policeman starts running after them, so they start running too. They come upon 3 sacks and jump into them.

The cop stops and kicks the 1st sack and the brunette says “Meow.”The cop says, “Oh, it’s only a cat.”He kicks the 2nd sack and the redhead says “Woof.

“The cop says, “Oh, it’s only a dog.”Then he comes up to the third sack and kicks it.The blonde says “Potatoes”.

And the cop says “Oh, it’s only a sack of potatoes!”Do you know why the cop didn’t catch her?

Because he was a blonde too!

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Hilarious story: a sentence that starts with an “I”

Hilarious story 1.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.

Student: I is the….

Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.

…..

….

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Hilarious story 2

Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park.

One says to the other,”Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?”

The other blonde says,”Well, duh!

Can you see California?”

Which story do you like better?

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