There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don’t work.
The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don’t work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop.
The blonde then replies, “Don’t worry! There’s a stop sign ahead.”
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a Blonde is tired of people saying she was stupid
Blonde: “I’m tired of people saying I’m stupid just because I’m blonde”.
Redhead: “People say the same about me and I’m not even blonde.”
Brunette: “Maybe that’s because you two forgot how to use printer?”
Blonde: “No, that’s because you’ve spread rumors about us, like we can’t use that stupid printer.”
Brunette: “But you really can’t.”
Blonde: “No, I can. I’m just not sure which one of these is printer and which one is a microwave.”
