A blind man enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind man yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes silent.
In a husky, deep voice, the woman beside him says, “Before you tell that joke, there’s something you need to know. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I’m a 6′ tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Also, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind man says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
LOL!!
An old blind cowboy walks into a bar
An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender, “Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.
1. The bartender is a blonde girl holding a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy club.
3. I am a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “Well hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
