A college student was proudly showing off his new apartment to his friends one night after an evening out drinking.
One of them asked him, “What’s the big brass gong and hammer for?”
“That’s the talking clock”, the student replied.
His friend was confused and asked, “How does it work?”
The student said, “Watch…” and then proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer.
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Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, “Knock it off will you, it’s two o’clock in the morning!”
An irate father stormed into the principal’s office.
An irate father stormed into the principal’s office:
“I want to know why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination.”
“We’ll get your Winslow’s English teacher in here. I’m sure she has some explanation.” the principal said
A few minutes later, the English teacher come in.
“Why did you give Winslow a zero on his test?” demanded the father.
“I had no choice,” said the schoolmarm.
“He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it.”
“That’s no excuse,” shouted the father.
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