A 16-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did the car come from?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money? his parents asked. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” the boy said, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to scream even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” They asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy.
“I don’t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“My God!” the mother moaned, “Why does she sell a Porsche for fifteen dollars? Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her in the yard, where she was quietly planting flowers.
He introduced himself as the father of the boy she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and wanted to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said, “I got a call from my husband this morning. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend that he had run off to Hawaii with his secretary. Then, she stole all his money and stranded him there!
Well, he called me without a dollar and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So, that’s exactly what I did.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A young man with a stutter sells Bibles.
A young man was inspired to help out with his church’s fundraiser.
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.
The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, he only gave him 3 Bibles to sell.
The following day the young man returned asking for more.
The preacher gave him another 5 bibles.
The following day the preacher gave him another 10.
By the end of the week, the young man broke the church’s record for the highest number of bibles sales in one week.
The preacher believed that divine intervention had occurred
He was dumbfounded and had to know the young man’s secret.
So the preacher asked the young man how he was able to sell so many bibles in such a short amount of time.
The young man smiled and said,
“I asked th-th-them if th-th-they wanted to b-b-buy a bible or have m-m-me read it to th-th-them.”
