A man bought a lie detector robot.
Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar.
He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.
Dad: “Son, where were you today during school hours?”
SON: “At school.”
The robot slaps the son.
“Ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!”
DAD: “Which one?”
SON: “Harry Potter.”
The robot slaps the son again.
“Ow! Okay, jeez – I was watching an a-dult movie, okay?”
DAD: “What?? When I was your age I didn’t even know those existed!”
Robot slaps Dad.
MOM: “Hahaha! He’s your son, after all!”
The robot slaps the mother.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli.
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli.
“Eat your broccoli!” says the mother.
“No!” the boy shouts defiantly.
The father leans in, whispers something in the boy’s ear, and just like that, the boy gulps down his broccoli and hurries off to his room.
Curious, the mother asks, “What did you tell him?”
“I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his mickey wouldn’t grow.”
Without hesitation, the mother stands up and slaps the father—hard.
Shocked, the man rubs his cheek. “What was that for?!”
“For NOT eating your broccoli when you were a child!”
