A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.
There, he meets an Australian farmer and talks.
The Australian shows off his large wheat field, and the Texan says:
“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
Then they walk around the ranch for a bit, and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan farmer immediately said:
“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asked, “And what are those”?
The Australian responds with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
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A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door.
A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door.
A 9-year-old boy answered.
“Hey there, is your mom or dad home?” the farmer asked.
“Nope, they went to town,” the boy replied.
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he around?”
“Nope, he went with them.”
The farmer stood there awkwardly for a moment, shifting from one foot to the other. The boy, noticing his hesitation, offered, “I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one. Or I can give Dad a message!”
The farmer sighed. “Well, uh… I need to talk to your dad. It’s about your brother Howard… he got my daughter Suzy pregnant!”
The boy thought for a second and shrugged. “Hmm. You’ll have to ask Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I have no idea what he charges for Howard!”
LOL!!
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