A cowboy who has just moved from Texas to Montana walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender walks up and says to the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought them one at a time. ”
The cowboy replies, “You see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona and the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The cowboy looks quite confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains.
“It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”
“It hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane
An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane and turned to him, saying, “Would you like to chat? Flights go faster when you strike up a conversation with your seatmate.”
The cowboy, who had just started reading his book, looked up and replied, “Well, what would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” the atheist said with a smirk. “How about why there’s no God, no Heaven or Hell, and no life after death?”
The cowboy paused, then said, “Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you something first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. Yet, a deer leaves little pellets, a cow produces flat patties, and a horse makes clumps. Why do you think that is?”
The atheist, caught off guard by the question, thought for a moment and admitted, “I have no idea.”
The cowboy leaned back, tipped his hat, and said, “Then how can you talk about God, Heaven, Hell, or life after death when you don’t know crap?”
