A man named Jack walks into John’s Stable to buy a horse.
“Listen here,” says John, the owner.
“I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained by an interesting guy. He doesn’t stop and goes the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to yell ‘HEY HEY!’, and the way to get him to go is by yelling ‘Thank God!'”
Jack nodded his head. “Fine with me. Can I take him for a test run?”
John agrees.
A few minutes later, Jack is having the time of his life, thinking to himself that the horse sure could run fast.
As he speeds down a dirt road, he panics as he realizes there’s a cliff edge fast approaching.
“Stop!”Jack shouts, to no avail.
He remembers what he has to say to make the horse stop just five feet from the edge and yells: “HEY HEY!”
The horse skids to a halt, with just an inch to spare before a sheer drop of hundreds of feet.
Breathless, Jack looks over the cliff edge in disbelief at his good fortune.
He looks up to the sky, raises his hands in the air, and breathes a deep sigh of relief.
“Oh,” he says, relieved. “Thank God!”
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A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed.
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed.
The bartender says, “Hey, what’s the matter?”
The horse farmer says, “I have these two horses and I haven’t been able to tell them apart from all my life.
The bartender tells the horse farmer to weigh his horses, so he goes home and does it.
The next day he returns with a long face once more and says to the bartender.
He goes home, measures his horses, and comes back to the bar the next day with a face full of tears, weeping and the barman can tell the horse farmer’s horses are the same height.
“It’s not a good thing that each horse weighs the same.”
The bartender mules it over, and says, “Here’s a thought, go home, take your horses and measure their exact height. Then you’ll be able to tell your horses apart by their height.”
“What a great idea,” says the horse farmer.
He goes home, measures his horses, and comes back to the bar the next day with a face full of tears, weeping and the barman can tell the horse farmer’s horses are the same height.
The bartender thinks and thinks of a way to tell these horses apart. “Ah-ha!” proclaimed the bartender excitedly.
“Here’s what you do, go home to your horse sir, and measure the lengths of your horse’s tails, then finally you will be able to distinguish between your horses.”
“Thank you! That’s brilliant!” Exclaimed the newly relieved horse farmer, and on his way home he went to measure the lengths of his horse’s tail.
This horse farmer returns to the bar with a big smile on his face and proudly announces to the bartender, “Excellent news! It worked! My white horse has a tail 1/3 inch shorter than my black horse!”
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