A guy goes to Vegas to gamble, but luck is NOT on his side.
He loses every last dollar—even his cab fare! Desperate, he flags down a taxi and promises to pay the driver next time if he just gives him a ride.
The cabbie isn’t having it. “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAB!” he shouts.
So, the guy has no choice but to walk ALL the way to the airport and head home, broke and exhausted.
Fast forward a while—he decides to try his luck again. This time? He hits it BIG!
As he’s getting ready to leave Vegas, he spots a long line of cabs outside… and at the very end? The same cabbie who kicked him out last time. A wicked idea pops into his head. Revenge is gonna be SWEET.
He hops into the first cab. “How much to the airport?”
“$15,” the driver replies.
“Cool… and how much for you to s.l.eep with me on the way there?”
“GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAB!!”
He does this again… and again… to every single taxi in line. Every driver angrily kicks him out.
Finally, he reaches the last cab—the one from his last trip. The guy gets in and casually asks, “Hey, how much to the airport?”
“$15.”
The guy hands over the cash. “Great, let’s go!”
As they drive off, they slowly pass all the other cab drivers—who are now staring in shock as they watch their buddy happily driving a guy they ALL think just made some very questionable requests.
Meanwhile, the guy in the backseat? He’s just sitting there, smiling and giving them a big thumbs up.
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re like Frank.”
Passenger: “Who?”
Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”
Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”
Passenger: “Sounds like he was something special.”
Cabbie: There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew everything about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”
Passenger: “Wow, what a guy!”
Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me; I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank never made a mistake, and he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong, and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
Passenger: “How did you meet him?”
Cabbie: “I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile!! Have a nice day!!
