Beverly, 90 years young, had played golf every single day since her retirement 25 years ago.
But one evening, she returned home looking unusually downcast.
“That’s it,” she told her husband, Gus. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can’t see where it goes.”
Gus, who was a remarkable 103 years old, made her a comforting cup of tea and said, “Why don’t you take me along and give it one more try?”
Beverly sighed. “That’s no good,” she replied. “You’re 103! What help could you possibly be?”
Gus straightened up proudly and said, “I may be 103, but my eyesight is perfect!”
The next day, Beverly reluctantly took Gus to the golf course. She teed up, took a powerful swing, and squinted down the fairway. Turning to Gus, she asked, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” Gus replied confidently. “I told you, my eyesight is perfect.”
“Great!” said Beverly, feeling a surge of hope. “So, where did it go?”
Gus paused for a moment, then scratched his head. “…I don’t remember.”
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Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day
Arthur is 75 years old. He has played golf every day since retiring 15 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
“That’s it,” he tells his wife.
“I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that I couldn’t see where it went once I hit the ball.”
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea.
As they sit down, she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur, “your brother is 85. He can’t help.”
“He may be 85,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” Answers the brother-in-law.
“I have perfect eyesight.”
“Where did it go?” Arthur asks.
“I don’t remember.”
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