A 75-year-old woman sat at the bar in Rusty Anchor’s Tavern, waiting for her husband.
As she sipped her wine, a strikingly handsome man walked in, radiating confidence.
He took a seat a few stools down, and she couldn’t help but notice how attractive he was—so much so that she found herself staring.
After a moment, the man caught her eye. With a charming smile, he stood and approached her.
Before she could apologize for staring, he leaned in and, with a smooth, velvety voice, said, “I’ll do anything you want—anything you can imagine, no matter how wild or unusual. I’ll make it happen. All I ask is $50 in cash. And there’s one more condition.”
Still in shock, she managed to ask, “What’s the condition?”
He smiled knowingly and leaned closer. “You have to tell me what you want in just three words.”
The woman paused, her mind racing. Then, with a calm expression, she reached into her purse, pulled out $50, and placed it in his hand.
Looking him straight in the eye with a sly grin, she slowly said, “Mow my lawn.”
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An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday night with a beautiful young girl by his side.
He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, “No, I would like to see something special.”
The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back.
“This one’s $40,000.”
The young woman’s eyes were sparkling, and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man said, “I’ll take it!”
The jeweler asked how payment would be made, and the old man said, “By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good. I’ll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds. I’ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.”
On Monday morning, the jeweler from the jewelry store called the old man and said, “There is no money in that account!”
The old man said, “I know, I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!
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