Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.
Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry; we still have three engines.”
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced “One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don’t worry we still have two engines left”.
An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don’t worry we have one engine left”.
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One blonde looked at the other blonde and said “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day”
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Job jokes: Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.
A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”
When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test.
He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess.
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When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr.”
