A Lady went to a Salon to dress her hair.
While dressing her hair, she noticed a Handsome man sitting quietly in the shop.
Suddenly, she turned to the man and said;
“Mr. Man, you are so handsome, can we meet later today?”
The Man replied;
“I’m married!”
The Lady continued;
“And so?!
You can just tell your wife you’re going to visit a sick friend at the Hospital and from there…”
Then The man replied and said..
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“Tell her yourself, she’s the one making your hair.”
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A man spent a night at a farmhouse with a tall blonde.
A man had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could stay there for one night.
“Well, we’re mighty crowded since there’s already someone in the spare room,” replied the farmer. “But I guess you can stay if you don’t mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde.”
The man puffed out his chest and replied, “That’s fine by me and in case you’re worried, I want you to know I’m a gentleman.”
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“Well,” mused the farmer, “as far as I can tell, so is the tall blonde.”
