An old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” the young man said, “if I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to introduce you to the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.”
“Go away!” said the old lady, “I have no money for such things!” and she proceeded to close the door.
The young man quickly squeezed his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “At least wait until you’ve seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma’am, I will personally eat the rest, cross my heart.”
The old Texas lady stepped back and said, “Wait here while I go get a spoon. Hope you have got a darn good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
More than he bargained for. That’s for sure!
If this story taught me anything, it’s that you don’t mess with Texas ladies – you might get more than what you bargained for!
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An Old Woman Received A Friend Request.
Yesterday I received a friend request from an attractive young man, about 19-20 years old.
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone so young would want to be my FB friend.
So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me beautiful. He asked my age.
I’m not a liar so I told him and reminded him that I’m quite a bit his senior.
And I let him talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain’t all bad. We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about ‘adult things’.
I said okay.
Then he said, “Thank you, baby, you start.”
So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis and my knees and how it hurts badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn’t forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker.
And of course, I told him about the laxatives. I can’t forget that.
I also did not forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.
I was as honest as I could be about ‘ADULT THINGS’ but I don’t understand why he blocked me!
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