Two young boys, Bobby and Tommy, are sharing a hospital room.
After getting to know each other a little bit, Bobby eventually asks Tommy, “Hey, what’re you in the hospital for anyway?”
“I’m getting my tonsils out,” explains Tommy.
“And I’m a little worried.”
“Oh, don’t worry about it,” Bobby says.
“I had my tonsils out and it was not so bad. I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!”
“Oh yeah?” replies Tommy.
“That’s not bad. So, Bobby, how about you? What are you here for?”
“I’m getting a circumcision, whatever that is,” Bobby answers.
“Oh my god! A circumcision?” Tommy cries.
“I got one of those when I was a baby. I couldn’t walk for two years!”
Two little boys were sitting together in a church
Two little boys were sitting together in a church during a wedding ceremony.
As the couple said “I do”, one of the little boys leaned over to the other and asked, “I wonder how many wives can a man have?”
The second little boy looked at his friend like he was an idiot and said, “He can have 16 wives.”
“How do you know that?” The first little boy asked.
“Weren’t you listening? The priest just said it. Four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
